Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Banky W's Top 10 reasons I may have just shaved my head :o)~

10) Wesley Snipes fan base has been ignored since his disappearance. I felt the need to personally tend to his fans.

9) Samuel L. Jackson is a bad mutha f****. I'm not him, but still...

8) I felt the ridiculous need to test India Arie's "I am not my hair" theory

7) Raul, my original legendary barber, moved back to the Dominican Republic, and I absolutely refuse to downgrade to any other barber for a fade.

6) After a spiritual crisis, I decided to become a monk. I changed my mind halfway through, but the damage had already been done.

5) I am a huge Ikechukwu fan

4) Lagos is hot as hell, this was a desperate attempt to cool down a little

3) No hair means no hair cuts, which means more time and attention can be spent on the goatee shape up, the real star of the show

2) Won a very twisted bet with the other E.M.E. board members (you should have seen what would have happened if I'd lost)

1) Michael Jordan did it and look how he turned out

Let the games begin :o)~

~ B.W.

PS: Hair, or no hair, buy my album on or on iTunes. It’s really good I promise :o)~

PPS: I'm performing this Saturday night in Brooklyn NY @ Club Genesis. Ladies if u come out I might let u rub my head in person ;o)~ If nuthin else u get to laugh at or admire the brand new me.


desperate lady said...

y don't u publish ur comments?

Mocha said...

LMAO!! That is too funny..
Someday soon someone's goin to list you as one of his inspirations for shaving his head..

That said: you are SO not your hair dude.

Mocha x

zara (my alter ego) said...

did u really think of all these reasons before u cut ur hair or ure just rationalizing?? ..

my friend is the biggest fan f urs on this side of the globe.. am so gonna hoard ur blog addy from her and watch her go crazy lol!

ibiluv said...

like the look

Miss E said...

lol, very hilarious. one question though, is the hair ever going to come back? n yeh, can totally relate wiv the whole india arie thingy cos i just took owt my dreads recently, reluctantly.

Woomie O! said...

oooohhh my!!! Had no idea you blog man.
I think No.4 makes the most

Anonymous said...

lol you are hilarious!!

Chomy said...

u r looking like a "Big Boi"!!!!! kool blog btw

The experiences of an achiever....... said...

Saw your reply to Mr. Abati..totally luff it!

Anonymous said...

just in case u still come here:
two of ur songs i have on repeat
dont break my heart
and strong thing.
reli nice.

Nee Fe Mi said...

LOVE IT....u r hilarious btw but yea u should have done this a min ago

Nee Fe Mi said...

Omg, omg - I'm so sorry Banky, such a blonde moment, someone put it up on facebook and I saw april 9 and I thought it was this year....forgive me, would it help to say I'm a, it also means u can't put up this or the previous comment...thank u ...again I apologize for not reading thoroughly before commenting

oliviakay said...

Bwahahaha....y won't I just feel dis free dude? Dt's cool,now pple can free U̶̲̥̅̊...;)